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The airwaves ??? Click " I heard from God today and He wants me to tell you to listen to me and support me with a weekly offering". Picking up the remote and switching the channel a choir hums as a shrill voice commands "Did you hear the voice of God today Well I did, because you cant Im Gods chosen vessel now listen good" click still another voice "Join me be a member hear and learn you must pay for what you learn make checks payable" click "Hello want to go to heaven" "Buy my tape offer 345b65" "why not get the series at this one time only sale" "Today on the XYZ club we have the man who went to heaven and came back with a street map you can find your mansion" click "If we dont get a donation from you today well go off the air!" are you that $100,000. Dollar doner? We take credit cards" click " And God helped me write this book thats why you should send for it now its free remember the $50.00 cost is for shipping and handling. click "This man of God and His message of faith was brought to you by Assured insurance, an insurance plan made in heaven" click No need to have pain, you just buy our completely natural drink of bees wax and crushed prune pit then rub our special anointed earth tea in a new supper micro gel form and lie down in our transformer magnetic bed and in 101 days you will feel like a new person, Guaranteed Click All the answers you need are right here in this book how to understand the bible, the government, the stock market and you wife... and its free with and any donation over $100. Dollars click the airwaves are full of voices What are you looking for? Want to believe in something? Looking and listening in all the wrong airwaves The love of God is still free Just get off your duff and get on your knees
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